The Craziest Fan-Made Posters From 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1'

Do not get too close or they will eat you.

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Everybody knows that Twilight is a big freaking deal. Breaking Dawn

Part 1 is an especially big deal because BELLA AND EDWARD FINALLY DO IT AND HE DOES IT SO HARD THAT THE BED BREAKS. See? That's how excitable this movie is. I didn't even turn on Caps Lock, my computer did it on its own.

Anyway, at any premiere there will be tons of fans holding up posters for their favorite movie stars to sign. Personally, I think these are the people are the real stars. Yeah, that's right I said it. F*ck you,Kristen Stewart, and your impossibly long legs.

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Everyone made a big deal about Jennifer Love Hewitt last night but I'm more intrigued by the rantings of a lunatic behind her. Does that say "Team Men?" Jesus Christ, stay away from that woman. Those pictures of heads are probably what she will end up doing to the cast. I heard Kellan Lutz fell for her whiles and now his severed head is on a spike somewhere in a suburban front yard.

Fa King Hot? That's one way to get around the censors. Plus, nice framing so that one poster is pointing at Rob.

So hopefully this was just a bad picture of this poster. "I want a kiss from there wolfpack?" Did they mean "They're" wolfpack? Or maybe threve. Theru. I started throwing out nonsensical words out there because none of it makes any sense.

This Taylor sign was made by a crazy person. It looks like Ta-Hor. And why is the "B" boldened? Plus, everyone loves a good ESPN Zone.

"Sign my picture of this kindle please!"

Small picture but this almost looks like it says "It's my bday I came to pee." I couldn't think of a better way to celebrate my birthday other than peeing myself. I do it every year.

I think this is my favorite one because if you look at it, it actually reads "Robert words can't explain how much I love Denmark."

(Can't stop screaming)

Oh man, these girls need to get their priorities in order. This is depressing.

"That depends. What kind of dowry would I be getting in this deal? Let's talk finances."

I don't understand the quotations but the break my head board bit is pretty disturbing. That sh*ts expensive.